Freyr: I found this really neat link over at (The Blog Which Must Not Be Named) and it led to a text generator called The Postmodernism Generator. It generates complete essays.
Barona: Well, what does this have to do with us?
Freyr: You know how you are always worried about keeping up with new blog entries and such. We could program one of these text generators as a Catholic Blog Generator and it would post a new blog entry every day based on parameters you enter.
Barona: Sounds interesting... but it would never work.
Freyr: Why not?
Barona: I think somebody's already doing that....