Sunday, 21 June 2020

THE COVID MASS: Today marks the beginning of a New Rite of Mass




This Sunday marks the debut of yet ANOTHER "Rite" of Mass. I shall call it the "Covid Mass" as eager and content attendees are "Covidites"; followers of the new religion of control, manipulation, intimidation, and fear mongering. 

The main theological innovation at the "Covid Mass" is mandated reception of Holy Communion in the hand.  

For further liturgical innovations explore your local diocese's website. 

A radical break with Catholic doctrine, The "COVID MASS" involves local public health authorities, and anonymous "medical authorities"  as theological and liturgical consultants. The religion (or no religion) of the consultant is of no interest to the local Bishop, as we are "all in this together". Except of course the vulnerable elderly being killed off with the virus thanks to the success of the enforced three month lockdown. 

So, as our Prelates continue to drone on about the virus "rampaging through our community" (Cardinal Collins). 

I ask: are you ready for your "Covid Mass"? Are you ready to join in the fun? 


The following photos were taken early this morning at Fr. Aidan McNutty's "Franciscan Flyers of the Annulment" parish, "Holy Smoke", with the "Covid Mass" special guest Presider, Archbishop Rupert Weakling leading the celebration. 


"Welcome to our eucharistic picnic"

"The Entrance Procession" 

"Keep your social distancing!"

Archbishop Weakling (Centre) Fr. Aidan McNutty (left),
Sr. Teresa Insane (right) vest for the first "Covid Mass" 
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