Saturday, 16 April 2016

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders created lay Cardinal; appointed as special advisor to the Pope

His Eminence Bernard Cardinal Sanders

 For immediate release:
April 16, 2016. Vatican City, Secretariat of State:

The Supreme Pontiff, Pope Francis, by his apostolic authority - all laws and customs notwithstanding - hereby conferred upon His Excellency, Mr. Bernard "Bernie" Sanders, United States Senator from Vermont, the title and full dignities of cardinalis laicum, Friday, April 15th, 2016.

His Excellency, Mr. Sanders has been appointed Special Advisor to the Supreme Pontiff as an ex officio Member of the Pontifical Council Justitia et Pax.

Sec. Arb. Frederico Fabbricare


Senator Sanders arriving at Vatican City to receive his Cardinalate 

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3 comments:

  1. Edison Frisbee16 April 2016 at 09:38

    This is a joke, right?.....right?

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  2. Sofia16 April 2016 at 22:45

    Just.the.best.

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  3. Kathleen103121 April 2016 at 00:09

    Look, this situation is becoming grave, and the laity, of which I am one, am becoming more and more confused. What we never thought would happen, couldn't conceive of happening, in our world, in our church, is now happening.
    Could we all PLEASE stop using satire as a form of outrage or expression? It is becoming maddening to read things that could possibly be true in this Thunderdome we call the world. Enough!

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