In the early hours of this morning, shortly after 2 a.m., a small force of elderly matrons, under the leadership of Miss Jane Marple, rescued Freyr from captivity. Freyr was rushed in an oversized pram to Miss Marple's cottage for a medical examination. Early reports suggest that he has developed a strong aversion to "organic" foods, exotic delicacies, childless couples, metrosexuals, "smart" and electric cars, the Toronto Star and CBC, public education... and so on.
The rescue operation lasted under five minutes, with the yuppies being caught completely off guard. Using her trusty sword, Miss Marple burst in upon the yuppies who were watching - entranced - the "sainted" David Suzuki. Her war cry of "group homes" had the yuppies scampering to flee. Copious amounts of applications for government grants were discovered, autographed photos of failed mayoral candidate "George", and little bags of "white" stuff...
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Final briefing before the raid. Monday, 8:31 p.m.
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| Gotcha !! Miss Marple bursts into the cellar where Freyr was being held Tuesday, 2:07 a.m. |
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| Run you punks!! Miss Marple pursing the yuppies Tuesday, 2:08 a.m. |
It's Freyr, not Fryer. You forgot to mention that most of the group were out on a "tofu" run and all that were left were one slightly aging hippie and a very obnoxious small yappy dog.
ReplyDeleteYes! Welcome back Freyr. I bet after that experience you are celebrating with something cooked in a fryer.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... according to reports, there were more than one aging hippie (excluding yourself).... unless Miss Marple's imagination had the better of her, after sampling the little "white" stuff.
ReplyDeleteDo you think he has developed Stockholm Syndrome?
ReplyDeleteNo, in my case it would be Oslo Syndrome... there is no evidence of a Swedish connection.
ReplyDeleteHow much did the rescue cost? I hear that Miss Marple does not come cheap...
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