Here, as helpfully provided by Fr. Jimmy Martin of the Society of Judas, Pope Bergoglio of Rome is kissing the feet of South Sudan president Salva Kiir, praying and begging for peace in the troubled land.
I thought His Humbleness had one lung and severe knee problems that prevent him from kneeling - kneeling, even, for Our Lord Jesus Christ in the Blessed Sacrament!
If so, it's a modern-day miracle! The headlines blare: "POPE WHO CAN'T KNEEL FOR BLESSED SACRAMENT SUDDENLY KNEELS FOR POLITICIANS." Or something like that.
What was it Our Lord said about trusting princes and popes - nay, politicians - let alone grovelling to them? Hmm?
Oh, right. "Put your trust not in them." This even applies to Catholic ones, as I am told Kiir is.
As for the Pope - or should I say Antipope?
Do we even have to ask?